Herald Kevin Massey::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo
The winner says, “Let me do it for you;” The loser says, “That is not my job”. Cubeo is made up of winners who in their generosity work together to serve the Empire in a way that is genuine. Whether you are Progressive or Traditional, have green hair or blue, beautiful or ugly, you are a citizen of the Prismatic Imperium and we together are the most colorful faction the galaxy has ever seen. My job is to hold us together via The Branch of Mind. Do you need some encouragement spoken to you personally? “Let me do it for you.”
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Commanders report dancing planets - Groovy celestial rave ignites the cosmos! Join Axton Janel Rodney and his box of curiosities as we lead the war on the Deep Faction every night at ten.
As the Alliance ramps up production on new clothing styles, glue exports from around the Empire have gone up 13777%. Experts believe the sharp increase, while due partially to the increase in fabrications and fabrication policies, is largely due to the increase in glue inhalation and ingestion. Many experts believe this is due in part to the increase in narcotic chemicals used in glue exports, however, this is still debated. Personally I think they are snorting drugs brought from the future.
Only Axton Janel Rodney is willing to challenge the Deep Faction. Join him tonight for an exclusive hour episode. We know the velocity. We know the angle. We know the time and place. We know the Vector.
Marina Yao::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Nightly Transit
Join me tonight for a special exclusive interview with Garth Scholl; Cubeo’s number one racing ace! He’s preparing for his next big race, and will give us some pointers on how to up your racing game! Garth recently won 1st place in The First Rallycross Cup, an exclusive invite-only race that takes place in a different system every time the event is held! Garth’s place in the race was especially impressive considering there were over 470 racers in the event! He’s hoping he can improve his performance in this next race and cut down on his times! I’ll also be asking him about some secret tricks of the trade you can use to supercharge your own vehicles!
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
CMDR Alijah Taylor joined the Prismatic Senate some time ago! She always wanted to become an established merchant in the Empire and our sources claim she is well on her way. It remains unclear if she wanted to be an orphan or not but her parents appear to be alive which harms the credibility of the stereotype. Join us tonight for an hour interview with a random merchant named Eli Judd who fills in further details about what Alijah is probably thinking and how she will likely react once she achieves her goals.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Cloud integrity suddenly fails causing an unexpected downpour of oxygen and hydrogen bonds! The Deep Faction Agenda holds secrets from you that impact your very awareness. Are you ready to challenge existence with Axton Janel Rodney?
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of spacefaring chickens from Cubeo III has declared independence, forming the 'Clucktastic Republic of Feathered Freedom.' Their leader, General Eggbert, has announced plans for a grand eggchange program, where they aim to swap their eggs for rare space commodities. As the galaxy wonders if this is a yolktastrophy in the making, the Clucktastic Republic insists their intentions are eggstraordinary, promoting coop-eration among all space-faring beings. Whether it's poultry politics or just a feather-brained scheme, the galaxy is left scratching its head as the chickens cluck their way into the annals of interstellar absurdity.
Join us tonight for a double feature where Axton Janel Rodney covers several haunting topics and more. You can count on Vector to present the angle.
