Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
People rush out to Colonia but they never return. That is because it is actually a massive sausage plant shipping meats to anarchy systems! Where do you think they get all the supplies from? Anyone who can’t be chopped up get grounded into oils and alcohol. The Branch of Vigor knows the truth but do they do anything about it? No! The Lord Warden just keeps recruiting new ambitious pilots and send them away to their deaths! And the Amber Tower? If you really think that building isn’t just a facade then you need to rethink everything you know.
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Remember my friend’s daughter Marina? Turns out she took insult to my Berth Quay Moorings insult and she has every right to be upset. Cront just got their act together and became the paradise of opportunity it was meant to be. By my calculations, investment profitability is likely to improve by +1 blue point and -3 red points. Their yacht club is growing in membership again and locals could never be happier forking out their life’s savings for an apartment next to Duke Corwin Ryan and his big shiny house made of diamonds. Invest in Cront while you still can!
Marina Yao::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Nightly Transit
Competitors have been gathering at Fairey Station in the Ch'eng system in preparation of the Ch'eng 4 Rapids Race which will be held 30 days from now. Spectators are arriving in the Ch’eng system as well. Hotels on Ch'eng 2 are filling up quick, so if you’re still looking to attend I suggest you book your trip now! The Ch'eng 4 Rapids Race has only been getting more and more popular over the years. It is estimated that the race will pull in between 834 and 1039 million spectators from outside the system. Floating stands are already being set up on the oceans of Ch'eng 4 along the path of the race. One of the main draws for the race are the lax rules on vehicle design. Vessels must be no longer than 10 meters in any direction, and must remain in contact with the water for at least 50% of the race. Beyond that, rules are limited. I had the pleasure of speaking with Ace Pilot Julie Wagner yesterday and got the inside scoop on their vessel - “The Plasma-Powered Stratoplane.” While they couldn’t reveal all their secrets they did let me in on one of their vehicle’s special features. They’ve installed a custom made device called a Cryogenic Macrospazzer. I have no idea what it’s supposed to do, but it’s tiny, orange, and smells strangely of motor oil. I for one am excited to see how this race plays out!
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Anhurs Imperial Society has a feline problem. Statistics provided by the Emerald Observatory show how in only twenty-five years a society of people can become so obsessed with their pets, particularly the kind that “meows”. Reporters confirm that in Anhurs culture people decorate their accessories like cats, bombard their advertising boards with cat imagery, and even wear bands on their heads that make them appear to have cat ears! Further statistics suggest that productivity has dropped between one to seventy-eight percent due to consumption of media featuring felines. These statistics are adjusted to account for what is expected to be the case based on the amount of cat related media in production. Experts fear that such cat addictions could spread to Cubeo. See what they have to say to protect yourself.
Lady Rupey Bear::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Prismatic Media News
Silk hats are all the rave, thanks to a new line of clothing from Molloy Orbital Fashions sponsored by Aisling Duval. Head feeling too light? Do you have money to spend? Is fashion your middle name? Are you suffering from success? If you said yes to any of these questions, then these hats are perfect for you! Next up, debate over the hottest topic of discussion this year so far: Is star radiation good for your skin? While health experts say no, fashion experts say yes! Join us tonight for another exciting episode, only on Prismatic Radio.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
An increase in the usage of drone technology has meant an unlikely and unexpected downturn in the birthrate of local pigeons. You'd expect that it is because of drone related accidents, however, researchers have found out that the hum of engine systems resonates with the hollow bones of nearby pigeons, often to a radius of several meters. Between this and the Rogue Sniper, however will our bird population survive! Even the parrots aren’t safe!!!
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Good news supporters! Jump on this quick before someone else does! Zreaglares is booming with tourism! There are so many visitors the whole district could collapse! It looks like a theme park over here! Investment potential is going to burst with +7 points to the blue bar and -0 points to the red! If you are a moron you should wait until you see the Diamond Market update to reflect what I just told you. If you are smart like me, invest right now because changes will take place before your 7 day investment comes to an end!
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Her name is Alicia Ah l EE s EE Ah not Alisha! With the rise of Forculus Immigrants the improper and offensive pronunciation of the beautiful name of our host has began to take root among the ignorant peoples of our society. During a dinner date at the Gallant Knight on a Saturday night Alicia Mellor overheard a Forculus family nearby discussing our show. “The improper pronunciation comes from word-of-mouth and I know I’m not the only one hearing it. It’s so far from the elegant name my parents gave me.” Her father Prince Mateus Mellor relates to his daughter’s frustration when outsiders call him “Mattus”.
Sight Journalism Department::THE SIGHT RELAY::
Sight’s Tour Guide Advisor: Dryuae Chrea JH-V e2-8239
This planetary nebula is centered on a neutron star surrounded by 66 stellar bodies, including plenty of landable moons. You can watch the green sky from one of the geyser "campsites" on them.
Gloria Howell::THE HEROES OF REALITY::
Arr, begone ye filthy pirates! The Branch of Vigor is coming to get ye and protecc all of us, yarr!
It’s true. Many poor souls think piracy in space is an easy road to riches. However, it is not plunder and glory that awaits you. It’s our brave Vigor enforcers in space coming to get your wanted butts. In fact, the track record of caught criminals that wanted to prey on trade routes or mining ships is at an alltime high. Some of Vigor’s pilots even built up a reputation that is sowing fear in the hearts of these criminals. I’ve heard pirates in HIP 7082 are all afraid of who they named the Black Storm, an agent in a pitch black Python who is known for ruthless efficiency in hunting them down and ruining their foolish dreams of treasure.
If you ever thought of ignoring the rules of our society and acquiring wealth through these shameful means, think twice before attacking innocent citizens and allies of the Imperium! Vigor will be waiting for you!
