Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Nothing is more terrifying to me than Trapeze Island! I feel sorry for whoever is currently investing here. Despite it being a resort this place has seen too much contrast over the years. Even Senator Raven Hart considered ditching the place! Take a wild look at this! -8 points in the blue, +6 points in the red? Take my word for it, you can’t get any worse than this! If you invest in Trapeze Island anyway you are either a fool or a complete genius visionary. I wish you the best. Now that I’ve got that out of the way, let's discuss something more pressing… CMDR Trinity A. Craft and her love of illegal kitten breeds.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Welcome to another special report on Cubeo’s Most Controversial. Today we introduce our host Alicia Mellor. Mellor began her career as a support actress on the reality show "Some More Than Others" where she played as Maggie, the middle child of an average family in Achenar. By the time she turned fourteen, she had been in over twelve streamed shows and was staring in her own program, "My Way". She makes the list of top 100 successful child celebrities across the Empire. By 24, Mellor was an Empire-wide superstar, even popular among numerous systems across the Federation, Alliance, and Sirius. She moved up from reality streams into the busy buzz of the news industry, certain it would pave the way for future success.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Crazy cultists fabricate threat!
Medupe city was visited today by a caravan of thargoid worshiping cultists. They espoused a message of peace, but continued to adhere to the lie that thargoids actually exist! Accounts of bug infestations in Federation space, while justified, are exaggerated. Tune in for the full story with Axton Janel Rodney and his guest.
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Big news people. Mumore Residential is undergoing a renovation project on one of its bridges. Additionally we can expect a new submerged traffic system that passes under the rivers which will alleviate some of the car density off the surface. How does this impact you, valued supporter of my network? The Diamond Market predicts an investment change of -4 points to the blue bar and +2 points to the red. After factoring the citizen traffic and security I find this to be a pretty big investment loss. If you do invest anyway I expect it will recover very well.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
The pretty and upbeat Alicia Mellor returns this week to bring us into the world of 3D Printed Food! YUCK! Let us give you fifty considerable reasons to avoid a dependence on algae based fabrications. Your comprehension of the subject will be enlightening when you see the negative effects of continuous reliance on some of your favorite low budget editables. By the end of the show you will be a master of avoiding undesirable yuck and finding alternatives to your eating habit. Will we make you stop eating 3D Printed Food in favor of home prepared nutritional meals with ten tutorials of wondrous meals? Find out tonight or live the rest of your days as a lowly outsider in the undercity district without a future or a romantic partner, because everyone knows people who eat too much 3D Printed Food is ugly and stupid!
Sight Journalism Department::THE SIGHT RELAY::
How many times do we have to mention it again? CUBEO VI DOESN’T EXIST! It seems like some pilots are too dumb to use their discovery scanners correctly! Do you see a sixth planet on the Cubeo system map? No? Well, that is BECAUSE THERE IS NONE! What? You don’t believe us? Then just take a trip for yourself. See you in around two weeks when you have become tired of this hoax and actually didn’t find anything because there IS NO CUBEO VI!
Lord Herald Kevin Massey::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo
The rumors are true. I have a private ship that I indirectly command via a reliable crew. The vessel is a Faulcon DeLacy Anaconda purchased years ago. I named her the Lady Estellise after my oldest daughter Estellise Sidos Massey. The Anaconda participates in a great number of private commissions which I financially support. In few occasions I have piloted the vessel myself. But my primary duties are to my wife and three daughters, and the Prismatic Imperium as the Lord Herald.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Our planet is no longer synchronized with the Galactic Time clock! Why? Well isn’t it obvious? The Branch of Sight has completely knocked our entire universe here in Cubeo completely out of whack. First they are hollowing out the inside of the planet using a deep core mine so large that the walls are made of magma. Second, they are planning to blow the moon in half to see what is inside. Don’t believe me? Ask our Lord Headmaster and see the denials you get! Common deflection tactic. But Duke Corwin Ryan isn’t scared. He has a backup plan called the mysterious Cubeo VI!
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Good news! Eatiosa is stabilizing. This wonderful district is part of the “land bridge of pleasure” with a high traffic from citizens, tourists, and mobsters. Bundle this all together with the low security expenses and you get a point system that rises and falls. Today I predict a rise by +3 points to the blue profit bar and -1 point to the red loss bar. In other words, this district is in boom and is a good candidate for investing. Eatiosa is likely to make you diamonds this week, requiring only minimum reputation and a temporary investment of 2500 diamonds.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Would you like to see a concert in space? Chelomey Orbital hosts spectacular Zero-G shows every weekend! Join Alicia Mellor and her guests Fabian Guastella and Rico Delavicci as they talk about the creation of their unique performances. Mixing lights and music with some impressive formations from fluids and objects launched into a zero gravity arena in the very core of a massive starport create an experience no words can describe. While spectators are strapped in around the parameter of the arena, the sequences unfold in the center. It is something we request you see for yourself with your entire family the next time you are waiting to leave port for your next vacation.
The recent actions of an independent pilot driving thousands of cows toward the Zespia Sea on the east side of Capital City has attracted the attention of the non-native Baltac Tigers. Duke Corwin Ryan responds with the sword!
Independent Pilots can count on Diamond Market News to present up-to-date information on the economy that impacts the local Diamond Market. Check with us weekly for profitable investments.
Peeling away the lies. This is RJ Axton and you are on the Vector
Joining us today is Chief Garrett Baker and five other guests who explain how they look forward to the opportunity to kill an Independent Pilot as soon as it is legal to do so.
CMDR Suhono issues a personal appeal to the masses of ordinary Cubean citizens, urging them to forward any tips or leads they may have about the recent terrorist attacks to the authorities.