Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Have you noticed the increase of Overseers that have been patrolling throughout Cubeo? Thanks to several new innovative tax laws, the first 30 hours of every week's pay from all people under the age of 213 enables a massive increase in the size of the security force! Rumor has it, the High Overseer himself ordered five times as many officers added to the current tally. This has also enabled the purchase of several gold plated latte makers be installed in places where they were “deeply necessary”. It's a good thing the Prismatic Senate made the decision to enable the increase, there were entirely too many jaywalkers!
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Antony Jakob Birge here. What can I say about Jukhand, the district in the southwest corner of Capital City? Try as I might, I really can’t say much of anything. It’s that area behind Rhombus nobody talks about, the place that disappears behind Ciphoit Medical. Do you know what sits behind most hospitals? A cemetery! Ok this place might not be a solid cemetery despite being known for having the largest burial ground in all of Cubeo, it is a perfect example of a financial grave. I can’t predict what the future holds for the district of Jukhand though so you never know, it could have a huge breakthrough at any moment.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Today we bring you a very exciting report! Never in all of your life have you heard news as spectacular as this! Our story involves a great sea, a horse drawn buggy, an Imperial Cruiser, and a Lord and his Lady. What happened to the sealed letter in her possession? Who stole a kiss from who? Where did the little girl come from? Who is her father? With so many unanswered questions it is required that you witness tonight’s HoloStream of The Daily Chat with Alicia Mellor or you will fall behind all of your friends and family in culture and deemed an outsider destined for the lonely streets wearing rags for the rest of your days.
Lord Herald Kevin Massey::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo
Dear Cubeo, it is a great time to be in my office. I am pleased you all know my voice, your friend here in the TPM tower. I invited you all here for a private chat. Yes, we have much to discuss. It has come to my attention that the dismissal of certain species of feline has had a negative response. It is unfortunate that not everyone in Cubeo trust the judgement of their Heralds but I am kindhearted and willing to revisit this case in the future. But first, let us enjoy a play written by my own children. I promise it will put your minds at ease.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Are rabbits destroying the imperial garden?
Census reports show that among animal watchers, rabbits are most often seen on the imperial green. It's presumed this large population of rodents is due to an excess of grass, but authorities so far have had nothing to say on the subject. They're quoted as saying, “Are you really a reporter?”
Typical deflection tactic when you're hiding the TRUTH!
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Life’s Rift has been making a comeback ever since the Syndicate tore it apart following the death of its founder and director Senator Adonis Manu. Bio-engineering is huge in today’s demand of garden world creation. You cannot terraform a planet by dumping a generic zoo of plants and animals on it. In the lengthy process of seeding life, you have to go through stages until the ecosystems are stable. In other words, Life’s Rift will always be busy creating a unique species even if they are intended to play a very temporary role in the accelerated terraforming process. Play your diamonds just right and you might make a fortune.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
We have an exclusive piece of saucy gossip from one of our devoted field reporters for The People’s Media! They have confirmed for The Daily Chat that Lord Benjaminson was seen playing Kherthajese Cricket with Lady Adair and her retinue at an undisclosed location in Capital City. Furthermore, the reporter noted, the interactions between Lord Benjaminson and Lady Adair violated Imperial decorum! And neither were willing to comment when challenged by The People’s Media! Want more juicy details on this scandal? Tune in to The Daily Chat tonight! Alicia Mellor has all of them ready for you.
Lady Rupey Bear::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Prismatic Media News
Have you ever run into the trouble of not having the right thing to wear on a night out? Maybe the outfits you do have aren’t as flashy as you’d like? Well if this sounds like you then you’re in luck! Saud Kruger has announced a joint business deal with Molloy Orbital for a new line of cruise-ship-inspired dresses and suits that are elegant, sleek, and flashy. We expect the concept designs to be revealed within the week. Tonight’s show brings us the sounds of Colonia dance music duo Star Dusters who will also be playing at the Emerald ‘Art of Sound’ Charity Ball early next year, and tune in to hear what our guests have to say as we dive into school dress codes and whether or not they should be enforced!
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Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Only one good thing could come from digging a hole in the ground so large that it is certain to turn Cubeo III inside-out. The giant core mine will destroy the whole planet which will force Duke Corwin Ryan to relocate each and every last one of us to his own secret planet of Cubeo VI. We have all been talking about this paradise planet because we know it exists. We also know that the Branch of Sight is hiding it! You know what else they are hiding from us? The true purpose for the Abyssos Core installation!
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Eww yuck! Rowell is doing something I don’t like again. Who knew voting to save that ugly apartment block from destruction would create such a backlash? I’m calling it now, investment stability is falling into the red! While very little is changing for the positive potential in Rowell I can’t ignore the future risks due to classic flaws in democracy in the Empire. I’m predicting a -0 to the blue bar and a whopping +6 to the red! Save your diamonds for someplace else unless you really want to pay for some private organization to get rid of that entire hideous block for them. Rowell everyone, a place you can count on to never do anything I consider logical.
The recent actions of an independent pilot driving thousands of cows toward the Zespia Sea on the east side of Capital City has attracted the attention of the non-native Baltac Tigers. Duke Corwin Ryan responds with the sword!
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Peeling away the lies. This is RJ Axton and you are on the Vector
Joining us today is Chief Garrett Baker and five other guests who explain how they look forward to the opportunity to kill an Independent Pilot as soon as it is legal to do so.
CMDR Suhono issues a personal appeal to the masses of ordinary Cubean citizens, urging them to forward any tips or leads they may have about the recent terrorist attacks to the authorities.