Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Lord Ernest Beckwitts joins us as a guest on tonight’s showing of The Daily Chat hosted by the most energetic Alicia Mellor to discuss the famed Beckwitts Treasure Hunts that send wealthy Imperial Citizens all over Imperial Space to solve puzzles and riddles for a great reward. He shares the inspiration for the events and his desire to grow the hunts to include Independent Pilots, a shocking twist to a once exciting treasure race. You won’t want to miss the reactions from the audience as a once favorite HoloStream sport is so quickly ruined by its creator. Lord Ernest Beckwitts we cry our tears of sorrow. Please reconsider trashing our entertainment, allowing Independent Pilots to blast their way to the treasure using starships modified beyond regulations and murdering their competition for laughable punishments of a few million credits, a drop from their fund pool.
The Brothers of Forculus::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Forculus Chronometry
Needing to look stylish when you meet our bug-like overlords? My friends, what you need is an assortment of magnificent jewelry crafted by your friends in Forculus. Our precious metals and stones come from our neighbors in Kremainn. They even have an ammonia world for your alien masters so you and they can share your interests in the finest jewelry in the galaxy.
Herald Kevin Massey::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo
Good Morning Cubeo. It is I, your humble and handsome Lord Herald. Yes, I know you all must be very excited. So am I. Today starts off a very historic holiday for all of Cubeo, for all of us in the Empire as well, should you wish to join us. Today is the beginning of the Feast of Fools, a season of entertainment for the whole family. I know, I know, you just can't contain your excitement. Today I would like to declare the start of my game, yes, the Lord Herald's Game. See for yourself. There is no better way to start this morning by letting some of your earnings steal themselves away, and who knows? Perhaps you will be even stronger for it. I will be at your service all day today, you have my word. Together, you and I, we will enter into this holiday with joy in our hearts, you have my word.
Herald Kevin Massey::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo
The car you drive and the clothes you wear says alot about you. Not everyone can afford a Pluvia Pulse which is exactly why I drive one. You will never see me wearing anything other than custom designed and fashionable clothing by Mia Nguyen. It isn’t easy getting as wealthy or recognizable as I am. Of course I am going to flaunt it. I encourage you to do the same. It is a hard galaxy we live in and we need to communicate to bystanders that we are important.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
"Today marks the start of an exciting Cubeo tradition, The Feast of Fools, an event nearly as old as the Prismatic Palace itself! Today is the 1st of April, a day that is recognized as the day that does not exist! Go ahead, get that party on people! Spend some credits, wear your clothes inside out, start an affair! The laws of decorum do not hold on this day and this day alone! As for the rest of the week, we will be covering the festivities on The People's Media so you better tune in for all the fun! This is Alicia Mellor, your favorite personality on The Daily Chat, ready to play hard and entertain you all week long!"
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
You know what really disgusts me? The Feast of Fools, specifically the first day of April. The high and mighty Heralds of The People's Mafia have declared this day to be the day for total debauchery and shenanigans short of murder and theft. Oh, and guess what!? When this is all done and over, someone is going to get their insides pulled out by people who literally pay to be at the front of an execution that drags on for days! Does that not turn your stomach? Ok, well how about the people riding goats outside my window? What about the clown cars driving in circles and people stuffing balloons in their trousers? I can't hear myself think over the noisy geese and donkeys! Go ahead, enjoy yourself out there. I want nothing to do with this parade of fantasy and violence!
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
The end is coming and we can show you how! But first let's explore a simulated universe! The Deep Faction Agenda holds secrets from you that impact your very awareness. Are you ready to challenge existence with Axton Janel Rodney?
Are you familiar with the existential self? Do you have the ability to recognize that every individual has their own self awareness? Well you would be wrong. You really are alone! Research conducted by scientists in general and reviewed, confirmed, and publically endorsed by a dozen law students with connections to the Lazulite Cult, shows that you are the only real person. Everything else is simulated by a bunch of 4 dimensional pixels being projected from space lens called black holes. You can observe this by looking at black holes yourself. It’s just you. We and everything else other than you are fake simulations. The computers are controlling you by making you believe in your universe. So am I real? Of course not. I'm just another fabrication by the machines.
If you think we are just getting started you would be right. Join us tonight for an exclusive episode. Vector has you covered.
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Marina Yao::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Nightly Transit
Did you know that only 5% of Pulvia Pulse owners change their car color more than once a year? It’s an interesting technology, but I honestly find myself not using it very often. I’ve calibrated my Pulse to be a gorgeous baby blue color, and I really don’t have any reason to change it. When do I change it? Most often a change to my Pulse’s color happens for a special event or party. I’ll often match my vehicle color with my dress for an added feeling of class and luxury. Though, I am quite fond of baby blue in general, so sometimes I find myself matching my dress to my car rather than the other way around! What colors would you make your Pulse? And would you change it often? Or are you one of the majority who would pick one color and stick to it?
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
It is no secret that excessive use of Performance Enhancers and Progenitor Cells can lead to dangerous side effects, some of which may even result in death. That’s why for those who seek to retain a beautiful figure for life, the ancient methods of retired Imperial Navy trainer Jason “Perfect Pecs” Griffin cannot be topped. Even The Daily Chat’s own Alicia Mellor can attest to the phenomenal benefits of Mr. Griffin’s training and dieting regimens. Do you want to be jacked? Do you want to be tan? Do you want to be juicy? Do you simply want to learn what these federal words mean? Report to the Lowe Tower in Capital City during business hours.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Yet another horrifying discovery made by those who are willing to see! Tonight we take you into the mind of Axton Janel Rodney and expose the Deep Faction Agenda.
Is the King breeding a new variant of rodent and unleashing it the Prismatic Imperium? Census reports show that among animal watchers, rabbits are most often seen on the imperial green. It's presumed this large population of rodents is due to an excess of grass, but authorities so far have had nothing to say on the subject. They're quoted as saying, “Are you really a reporter?” Typical deflection tactic when you're hiding the TRUTH! Do you have a rabbit? Maybe you shouldn't.
Join us tonight for a double feature where Axton Janel Rodney covers several haunting topics and more. You can trust the angle of Vector.
