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::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth

Anthony Jakob Birge here! Welcome back to the BirgeBroadcast where everyday, all day, and all week, I give you THE TRUTH! Today’s story? A Cubeo citizen notified his nearest Overseer that his Onionhead was stolen. He ends up being prosecuted! Let me be blunt. Narcotics do things to your head. They mess you up. They smoke your brain right out of your skull! Do you know what is good for you? Martinis. Listen to this. A woman last week came back to life in the morgue. She returned to the party she came from! Alcohol can do miracles.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat

Do you remember when the entire Yakareo Power Plant exploded leveling the entire facility and decimating the property beyond recognition? Alicia Mellor introduces Kami Yakareo, CEO of Yakareo Power to bring us more information on this unfortunate loss. Confronted with hundreds of reports from credible sources claiming the facility explosion was due to extreme oversight and continued neglect of the plant’s core killing hundreds of employees, CEO Kami Yakareo still believes that the facility experienced a planned demolition which it had prepared for several months in advance. The employees lost in the blast were reportedly bandits trying to steal whatever they could, filthy bandits. We are thankful for people like the CEO of Yakareo Power.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector

Trapeze Island of Dreams?

Since going under the command of Vice Herald Jessica Ramirez, the Foxhouse resort has been the talk among Cubeo elite. Rumor has it that patrons such as the Wolfsburgs and Senator Raven Hart are known to visit this swanky spa for the Elite. Simply apply on the Foxhouse Galnet security forum and present your diamond account credentials for your chance to visit this exclusive resort.

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ThumbnailAntony Jakob Birge

::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth

I made a visit to Ogiukurg Mall in Capital City today. It is credited to having the widest trench in the city megastructure which creates the largest mall in Cubeo. Basically, instead of building a massive structure on top of the city infrastructure, engineers dug down into the warrens to craft this utopian wonder. When you stand at the bottommost floor of the open sky mall you stand right over the water table, while the walls of the megastructure form the commercial lots for several floors of shopping excursions. I wouldn’t blame you if you were thinking of investing in a business that sells commodities here. Not only does it face the west lake, it borders Sapphire Commerce Center and Isroubus making it commercial heaven.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat

The mysterious simulation facility that sprang up in Medupe has created concern for the locals. “Space here is limited and this new facility is not hiring locally. We want to know who owns it and obviously the higher ups know. You don’t just acquire property on a space station without the cooperation of leadership.” says vocalist Vincent Richie. Despite the petitions and requests Governor Robby Allyson has remained silent on the matter. Our sources claim that it is connected with CMDRs as they have been spotted in the general vicinity.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Forculus Chronometry

Your friends in Forculus are working hard to bring you the best in stylish jewelry. Silver is in again and you won’t find a better shine in our durable silver rings. Go ahead. Love what you see, and what you can’t. Love endures when you look beyond the surface. Consult with a credentialed Forculus Chronometry jeweler so you can trust the science behind every sparkle. And you can feel confident that your natural diamond purchase will ideally reflect the depth of your emotion. Visit us today.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo

Happiness is not perfected until it is shared. That is why The People’s Media has made it their mission to share with you what makes us happy. A great many of you have voiced your excitement about the return of your greatly anticipated show, Some More Than Others. Yes, I must admit I was a big part of this decision and getting Alicia Mellor to reprise her role was no easy challenge. I want to share my happiness with you. That is why TPM is perfect.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector

Crazy cultists fabricate threat!

Medupe city was visited today by a caravan of thargoid worshiping cultists. They espoused a message of peace, but continued to adhere to the lie that thargoids actually exist! Accounts of bug infestations in Federation space, while justified, are exaggerated. Tune in for the full story with Axton Janel Rodney and his guest.

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::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth

I like Ogiukurg Mall, especially this time of year. Sales are high and so are the tourist expenditures. Credits are basically flying around by the… bushel? Coin purse? Boy, I don’t know. Trust me, credits are changing hands quickly. Stability is ripe where capitalism rules. We are talking +2 increase to the blue bar and -8 to the red bar. Basically what this means is that no matter what, you are almost certain to end with more diamonds than you started with. Ogiukurg Mall is worth looking into for stability.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat

Prisma Renata is full of dirt. If you were considering taking a vacation out there we highly recommend you reconsider. Imperial Citizens go for no less than highest class and that includes your important time away from your fine duties. Suppose you seek to savor a blessed meal with expensive spirits. In Prisma Renata you will find dirt. Assume you have the urge to take a splash in a pool bathed in Imperial light. Prisma Renata has dirt and little else. There is dirt as far as the eye can see. Dirt covers the entire world which isn’t even breathable so at best your basking hours will find you swimming in harmful radiation from a night filled with blistering lights that never twinkle magically because of the lack of atmosphere and water. Unless you like dust we recommend you spend your vacation credits in Cubeo where the economy is most benefited from your loyalty spending.


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