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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector

Life's Rift Poultry Masters

In an effort to provide for the population's hunger for dark meat, the scientists at Life's Rift Bio-Engineering have figured out how to slice the DNA of a centipede into the local fowl, creating a bird with enough dark meat to feed any Baron's wife. Scientists believe this method could be applied to cattle and pork as well, and believe centi-mals are going to be future of custom grade meats.

ThumbnailAntony Jakob Birge

::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth

You have to be pretty stupid rich to afford living near the Prismatic Palace. This district is a complete and total fortress and it houses pure government atop a giant protrusion of the megastructure. There are buildings on top of buildings and it is magnificent. Directly north of the Palace which is considered the backyard stands an impressive structure open to independent pilots who call Cubeo their home. Not all CMDRs live here but it is exclusive to them. Unless you are a disturbingly rich independent pilot like me, you won’t be living here at the Prismatic Palace. Did I mention that the houses have direct access to both of the Duke’s private lakes?

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat

Lord Ernest Beckwitts joins us as a guest on tonight’s showing of The Daily Chat hosted by the most energetic Alicia Mellor to discuss the famed Beckwitts Treasure Hunts that send wealthy Imperial Citizens all over Imperial Space to solve puzzles and riddles for a great reward. He shares the inspiration for the events and his desire to grow the hunts to include Independent Pilots, a shocking twist to a once exciting treasure race. You won’t want to miss the reactions from the audience as a once favorite HoloStream sport is so quickly ruined by its creator. Lord Ernest Beckwitts we cry our tears of sorrow. Please reconsider trashing our entertainment, allowing Independent Pilots to blast their way to the treasure using starships modified beyond regulations and murdering their competition for laughable punishments of a few million credits, a drop from their fund pool.

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::THE SIGHT RELAY::

“Our students show great behavior and therefore set a shining example for the rest of the galaxy. There is no bullying, no dishonorable treatment and our own ‘little’ university society of teachers, students, and scientists alike feel like such a family to me… Sorry, I always get sentimental when I think about the great time I have spent here. You see, for me, school never was that great. I was different and so I got bordered. But here, I try my best so that nobody has to go through the same complications as I once did. We are all imperial citizens, no matter the politics, the skin color, or the preferences. Let us show the galaxy that we are united, forever." -A short segment of Lord Headmasters Techeron’s last speech from the Emerald Grand Festival Days.

ThumbnailLord Herald Kevin Massey

::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo

It is a wonderful morning on Cubeo! Today I want to have a chat about something which I know you will agree with. Tyler L Parker is a terrible artist because of his substance abuse. Obviously there is no reason to dismiss him but I think we can all agree that his contributions are not even worth a laugh. There may be a few of you who fell off the bandwagon by supporting him with detailed articles but in the end you are wrong. I think the number of us who hold my opinion is a testament to what is right.

ThumbnailAxton Janel Rodney

::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector

First Thargoids, now Guardians, what next? An invasion of Dark Elves? We were alone in space until suddenly our worlds are just engulfed with intelligent alien life from other dimensions, some of which don’t even exist or are extinct. Why are we communicating with dead aliens in addition to the mean ones? I will tell you why, this is all just a method of control. It is a massive fabrication of events and it has too many fooled.

ThumbnailAntony Jakob Birge

::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth

So what is the big deal with these Forculus Chronometry watches anyway? Let me tell you something. Have you ever noticed that the logo etched in the design is an ancient sand glass with a diamond in it? The diamond is chipping through the glass as if time was running out for the Prismatic Imperium. As bad as that sounds, it was actually directed at the late High Overseer Jesse Ladd and the Brothers of Forculus delivered on their promise. Time did indeed run out for Ladd and his corrupt ways.

ThumbnailAlicia Mellor

::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat

Have you heard the rumours that repulsive sewer bandit Zachary Hudson regularly employs at least one hundred and seventeen slaves as part of his personal retinue, and that he has to “hire” replacements for them approximately every three days? It turns out, these are not rumours: these are cold, hard facts. Tune in to tonight’s episode of The Daily Chat with Alicia Mellor, and learn exclusive facts about this scandal and other dark secrets of the foul, loathsome, and oppressive Federation!

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::THE SIGHT RELAY::

Sight’s Tour Guide Advisor: Dryuae Chrea JH-V e2-8239

This planetary nebula is centered on a neutron star surrounded by 66 stellar bodies, including plenty of landable moons. You can watch the green sky from one of the geyser "campsites" on them.

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::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Prismatic Media News

Forculus Chronometry has been selling their watches like they’ve never been in style! I question why people wear them, and so does everyone in Cemiess and Achenar. However, here in Cubeo they are quite popular. I must say, though, that these timepieces are very functional. No wonder the Chancellor is never late for his important meetings. Join us tonight as we chat about making sense of time and more, here on Prismatic Radio!

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