Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Wonderful times fellow investors! Icruesea is looking warm and sunny all year around! Potential investments are expected to climb by +3 in the blue and -1 in the red. I don’t care if you hate golfing, boating, touring, or breathing. Icruesea is the place to invest. Everyone is talking about it! Which one of you are profiting from it? I know I am. If you have the reputation to do it, why not? I didn’t get wealthy by watching these opportunities pass me by.
Marina Yao::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Nightly Transit
I think it’s time to talk about the Tariansa Carbonemys in the room… I am of course referring to the monstrosity that is the Gutamaya Crown Nadir 3300. If you’ve ever browsed the Diamond Market in Cubeo, you’ve probably had your eyes assaulted by its repugnant visage at least once. Formally a stylish and sporty vehicle, the Gutamaya Crown Nadir 3300 has been broken down and vandalized by street gangs beyond recognition. Did you notice this abomination has a harpoon gun attached to the back of it?! The idiotic gall! Are these gangs also jousting at each other on horseback like ancient cavalrymen? One would think a gang with the finances to afford a Gutamaya vehicle could at least bother with installing a weapon from this millennium!
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
The Abyssos Core has captured the interests in the scientific community. This is one of the largest holes ever drilled into a planet. Currently at 28 kilometers in depth, the installation is expected to be open to the public in the next century. Mikus Gurr is the head of this engineering giga-project and he is very enthusiastic about what can be learned from such a massive construction. “While I may not live to see this completed, with each hurdle we are forced to develop new tools which is certain to unlock new doors in planetary construction. While this isn’t the largest structure ever created, it certainly is among the deepest.” Tune in for more on this story.
Lady Rupey Bear::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Prismatic Media News
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear the most comfortable clothes outside of the confines of your home? Well more sightings of the Lord Headmaster wearing his illustrious sleepwear in public should help some people be more comfortable too! Tonight we’ll be discussing the “differences between sleepwear and loungewear and why the two should never be confused” to the backdrop of the latest deep space house tracks. But first, a word from our sponsors.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Life's Rift Poultry Masters
In an effort to provide for the population's hunger for dark meat, the scientists at Life's Rift Bio-Engineering have figured out how to slice the DNA of a centipede into the local fowl, creating a bird with enough dark meat to feed any Baron's wife. Scientists believe this method could be applied to cattle and pork as well, and believe centi-mals are going to be future of custom grade meats.
