Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Have you noticed the increase of Overseers that have been patrolling throughout Cubeo? Thanks to several new innovative tax laws, the first 30 hours of every week's pay from all people under the age of 213 enables a massive increase in the size of the security force! Rumor has it, the High Overseer himself ordered five times as many officers added to the current tally. This has also enabled the purchase of several gold plated latte makers be installed in places where they were “deeply necessary”. It's a good thing the Prismatic Senate made the decision to enable the increase, there were entirely too many jaywalkers!
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Antony Jakob Birge here. What can I say about Jukhand, the district in the southwest corner of Capital City? Try as I might, I really can’t say much of anything. It’s that area behind Rhombus nobody talks about, the place that disappears behind Ciphoit Medical. Do you know what sits behind most hospitals? A cemetery! Ok this place might not be a solid cemetery despite being known for having the largest burial ground in all of Cubeo, it is a perfect example of a financial grave. I can’t predict what the future holds for the district of Jukhand though so you never know, it could have a huge breakthrough at any moment.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Today we bring you a very exciting report! Never in all of your life have you heard news as spectacular as this! Our story involves a great sea, a horse drawn buggy, an Imperial Cruiser, and a Lord and his Lady. What happened to the sealed letter in her possession? Who stole a kiss from who? Where did the little girl come from? Who is her father? With so many unanswered questions it is required that you witness tonight’s HoloStream of The Daily Chat with Alicia Mellor or you will fall behind all of your friends and family in culture and deemed an outsider destined for the lonely streets wearing rags for the rest of your days.
Lord Herald Kevin Massey::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Good Morning Cubeo
Dear Cubeo, it is a great time to be in my office. I am pleased you all know my voice, your friend here in the TPM tower. I invited you all here for a private chat. Yes, we have much to discuss. It has come to my attention that the dismissal of certain species of feline has had a negative response. It is unfortunate that not everyone in Cubeo trust the judgement of their Heralds but I am kindhearted and willing to revisit this case in the future. But first, let us enjoy a play written by my own children. I promise it will put your minds at ease.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Are rabbits destroying the imperial garden?
Census reports show that among animal watchers, rabbits are most often seen on the imperial green. It's presumed this large population of rodents is due to an excess of grass, but authorities so far have had nothing to say on the subject. They're quoted as saying, “Are you really a reporter?”
Typical deflection tactic when you're hiding the TRUTH!
