Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Nothing is more terrifying to me than Trapeze Island! I feel sorry for whoever is currently investing here. Despite it being a resort this place has seen too much contrast over the years. Even Senator Raven Hart considered ditching the place! Take a wild look at this! -8 points in the blue, +6 points in the red? Take my word for it, you can’t get any worse than this! If you invest in Trapeze Island anyway you are either a fool or a complete genius visionary. I wish you the best. Now that I’ve got that out of the way, let's discuss something more pressing… CMDR Trinity A. Craft and her love of illegal kitten breeds.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
Welcome to another special report on Cubeo’s Most Controversial. Today we introduce our host Alicia Mellor. Mellor began her career as a support actress on the reality show "Some More Than Others" where she played as Maggie, the middle child of an average family in Achenar. By the time she turned fourteen, she had been in over twelve streamed shows and was staring in her own program, "My Way". She makes the list of top 100 successful child celebrities across the Empire. By 24, Mellor was an Empire-wide superstar, even popular among numerous systems across the Federation, Alliance, and Sirius. She moved up from reality streams into the busy buzz of the news industry, certain it would pave the way for future success.
Axton Janel Rodney::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - Vector
Crazy cultists fabricate threat!
Medupe city was visited today by a caravan of thargoid worshiping cultists. They espoused a message of peace, but continued to adhere to the lie that thargoids actually exist! Accounts of bug infestations in Federation space, while justified, are exaggerated. Tune in for the full story with Axton Janel Rodney and his guest.
Antony Jakob Birge::BIRGEBROADCAST:: - Get The Truth
Big news people. Mumore Residential is undergoing a renovation project on one of its bridges. Additionally we can expect a new submerged traffic system that passes under the rivers which will alleviate some of the car density off the surface. How does this impact you, valued supporter of my network? The Diamond Market predicts an investment change of -4 points to the blue bar and +2 points to the red. After factoring the citizen traffic and security I find this to be a pretty big investment loss. If you do invest anyway I expect it will recover very well.
Alicia Mellor::THE PEOPLE'S MEDIA:: - The Daily Chat
The pretty and upbeat Alicia Mellor returns this week to bring us into the world of 3D Printed Food! YUCK! Let us give you fifty considerable reasons to avoid a dependence on algae based fabrications. Your comprehension of the subject will be enlightening when you see the negative effects of continuous reliance on some of your favorite low budget editables. By the end of the show you will be a master of avoiding undesirable yuck and finding alternatives to your eating habit. Will we make you stop eating 3D Printed Food in favor of home prepared nutritional meals with ten tutorials of wondrous meals? Find out tonight or live the rest of your days as a lowly outsider in the undercity district without a future or a romantic partner, because everyone knows people who eat too much 3D Printed Food is ugly and stupid!
