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Have you heard the wonderful news? If you haven’t you’re either dense or living under a rock, or both! Lord Warden Robert Angusson and Vice Warden Catherine Edmunds have recently gotten married! The ceremony was a private affair amongst close friends that is said to have been magnificantly glorious, no expense spared. I would know, I was there!. There was even a special surprise guest! I won’t say who, you’ll have to ask them yourself! With festivities past, they have an entire galaxy ahead of them. Where will their next adventure take them???
Our next story takes us to Ch'eng 2 where we’ve been receiving reports that multiple agricultural centers have been inflicted by massive power outages. This was said to have cripple certain parts of their food supply chain, thus creating a shortage of various food products that they export. Local authorities are investigating the matter while the affected companies work to get everything back up and running. A call for aid has been sent to neighboring systems. Shen Market and Fairey Station have set up rendezvous points for the transferment of food to the planet’s major cities.
If you know anything about anything, then you would have seen my most recent interview with the Lord Headmaster himself! After years of time and careful planning, we made it happen. We discussed topics ranging from the goings on within the Branch of Sight to various fashion statements popping up through Imperial space. Once again Techeron pushes to ‘Just buy new legs’, this time with a fair warning: “If you are swapping healthy parts of yourself just for fashion or ‘coolness’ please consider visiting a mental health doctor, you are about to lose the right to call yourself imperial.” The highlight of the interview was most certainly his outburst as Axton Janel Rodney mistakenly stumbled into my studio!

 Clip of the outburst 
Will the duel ever happen? Will Techeron lose his legs so he can buy them anew? Only time will tell!

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Patrons of the Zespea Zoo will be pleased to hear that the grand re-opening will be next week. The aviary and aquatic enclosures have been repaired and the rehabilitation centers are in operational order once again following a strange, yet devastating event that left many zoo goers injured, and many hospitalized. Still, despite the good news there is still apprehension amongst visitors. “I just don’t know if I can face those birds again, with their tiny mean eyes, they kept pooping on me… it was horrifying.” Said one patron who was attending when it happened. Zoo management has assured us, and the public, that there is nothing to fear.
Concerns across Cubeo space are being raised by some in regards to clothing worn by Alliance visitors. Thargoid Fashion is hot in Alliance space right now, and some Imperials are wanting to bring it here. It is dreadful and unsightly, and not to mention a health hazard. Techeron had these words to say about it: "We should not exchange our long and proud tradition of the special style of Imperial clothing for this .... green mess." Join me and the rest of the Empire as we let those who choose to wear this abomination know the error of their ways. Together we will get rid of it for good.
That wraps up this week's "Round-Up" edition of Prismatic Media News.