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Bird watchers beware, several sightings of ambitious bird attacks have been reported in major city areas this past week. We reached out to one affected location for comment, Yami Gardens, to see what they had to say: “Stop feeding the birds.” The Cubeo Custodial Society has urged the public to stop encouraging birds, and has gone as far as posting notices through the major metropolitan area. So if you’re walking through one of the many illustrious parks, make sure to watch your head.
A recent interview on Good Morning Cubeo has been making waves amongst the public. Our very own Marina Yao was a surprise guest for the Lord Herald, and for a few moments he gave her the spotlight! She gave our viewers exactly what they want, entertainment. Her preceding interview on Vector made a splash as well, ratings have never been higher!  Who will she surprise next? Only time will tell.
Speaking of surprises, there have been reports of explosions off of the coast of Trapeze Island! Patrons have taken up great concern towards the commotion, we reached out to the port authorities and they assured us it’s only some offshore testing. What are they testing? What secrets are they hiding? What do the authorities not want you to know? Will our questions be answered? 
Prismatic Imperium officials ask that patrons of the "Spectacle of Diamonds" museum please refrain from throwing diamonds while attending the exhibits. Multiple complaints have been filed by curators of diamonds being taken from displays, and thrown at other patrons passing by. "Such a display of barbaric behavior is unbecoming of Imperial citizens. Destruction of property and theft of valuables will not be tolerated and punished at the highest level." One official told us as we witnessed the carnage itself. Hopefully these ne'er-do-wells learn their lesson!
A recent report by Marina Yao suggests that former Overseer Samantha Vale has stepped into the fashion spotlight! While we take Samantha's words with a grain of the finest salt, we can't help but speculate what this could look like in the future! Will she succeed? Will she fail? Will she fall on a catwalk? Only time will tell, and answer these questions!

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Our last story is on the Lord and Vice Wardens of Cubeo! Cue drum roll! They’re getting married! In a series of events, the two have finally decided to get married. Nobody knows where, nobody knows when, and most certainly nobody knows why. We reached out for comment on the matter but the party in question declined to answer. So we’re left up to pure speculation, and Vector will have more on this story.
That wraps up this week's "Round-Up" edition of Prismatic Media News.